every dvd I own
The Devil’s Carnival

"Keep your hands and arms and legs and head about you at all times. Use discretion, stay alert! And pick the pace up, tortoise, as the gates smack your behind. Welcome to eternity! Now eat your just desserts!"

(via a-real-tunnel-snake)

When your vibrator and remote take the same batteries»»

Saved me a trip. When being lazy and horny, you become resourceful.


The way her body existed only where he touched her. The rest of her was smoke.”
Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things

moon in the 7th house


Yes exactly like this


Yes exactly like this

(via flowerprincessaf)

(Source: sleeqwalker, via mllecyborg)


Evolution Of Deskhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/


Quentin Tarantino’s screenplays re-imagined as Penguin Style Book Covers. 

Art by Sharm Murugiah